The comfy board
Ok, sort these things, anon. From best to worst.
>Samsung Galaxy Note
<inb4: different categories you nigger
Samsung Galaxy Note
'NATURAL BODILY FUNCTIONS TIER'
'CAN BE PAWNED FOR BUS FARE TIER'
>Samsung Galaxy Note
'SEXUALITY THAT CAN BE BEATEN OUT OF PEOPLE TIER'
'OK IF THEY CAN BE CONTROLLED TIER'
Samsung Galaxy Note
Apple iPhone (same as gays)
Jew (same as pedo)
>Samsung Galaxy Note
>anime at the top
>jew at the bottom
Anyone else wathching the riots?
i really really really like this image
These are some really peaceful protests.
Why should anybody partake of your product as opposed to the myriad of alternatives that are available?
Your advertisement lacks any kind of appeal, it's no different than any of the other small boards that spam themselves all over the place. You must think to yourself, 'What can I do to make my product unique? To make people actually want to come?'.
Your advertisement garnered no interest from me at all, but I came here to give the site some chance. What do I find? It's no different from any other of the spammed boards. Why bother? I could get this kind of garbage anywhere. You must really think about this if you want people to come, this board as it stands now is quite simple boring, and it's boring in an increasingly large market of also small and also boring boards. There is no merit or point to any of it.
1. Zchan is currently the only active imageboard utilizing the jschan imageboard software, which is cleaner and more efficient than many popular alternatives.
2. Zchan's /b/ is more lighthearted and fun than most alt /b/s, while also being largely devoid of the humorless spam and schizoposting commonly found in those places.
3. Zchan supplies fuel to retail customers and large commercial customers like airlines, trucking companies, mines, shipping companies and vehicle fleet operators. We also provide bitumen to roading contractors. Zchan's aim is to bring our purpose to life for our customers, shareholders and stakeholders. That purpose which guides everything we do is to simply ‘solve what matters for a moving world’. We’re now a publicly listed company on the Australian and New Zealand stock exchanges with around 10,000 shareholders. The New Zealand Superannuation Fund remains a 10 per cent shareholder.
The Zchan difference
How do we know what you want? Well, first things first, before we touched anything we shut up and listened. Across the country we talked to people, we gave them a coffee and a sandwich, spoke to them about our plans and our hopes, and some of our hunches – and then we listened. With our size and distribution network, and our Kiwi can-do attitude, we reckon we're better placed than any other company to deliver on what you told us you want. We’re determined to deliver like no on
>Your advertisement lacks any kind of appeal
Admin doesn't advertise. Most advertising is by niggers wanting to get others to shit this place up in retaliation to shilling.
Stolen logo. We want a shill board.
IP lawyers can suck my dick
I am tired.
hi tired, I'm jewcy
go to sleep
Take a nap.
This thread is subject to change. You should subject this thread to change.
don't spend it all in one place you bum
What if I spend it all on this thread?
as long as it brings change
gib mones for change
Welcome to zchan. Now get the fuck out.
Looks like we're not welcome here. That's too bad. This could have been a comfy place.
How do we save the world?
Kill everyone. Less people mean less resources needed and also means more room for nature to thrive. Moonbases and shit would be a good alternative.
I Iike your style.
Create a plan to stop meteors and quasars.
Lsd in the drinking water.
Led in the drinking water? Done.
post pope you faggot niggers.
What do you guys think about ITAOTS?
There it is again. That stupid coconut head album. Like it's supposed to be some diamond in the rough, because of the warm color temperature of the album cover coupled with 10 million fucks saying "You probably haven't heard this". Like it's supposed to be British because they spell it as Aeroplane. Like it's supposed to be an evolution of the Beatles or some other boomer crap because it contains mindless babbling to mindless guitar strumming but with the occasional horns and other crap layered on once in a while to emphasize how bad it is. That "it's the end of the world but I don't care" tone of all hipster music. That "I am an atheist and yet I too listen to boring shit music, because it's the Gospel" attitude. I bet despite all this trying to sound like shit and trying to look humble, some retard points out how technically innovative they are because the singer does some legato once in a while and avoids total cliche. When you're so white you become cryptopretentious for listening to what appears to be a Scottish sound, but don't listen to "crazy shit" ("THATS RACIST!") like Persian or Chinese music (unless it's a genre copied from western pop). This shit is for when you can't listen to any modern 90s+ popular genre because you're afraid to look like you're trying to be cool, you can't listen to Jazz or Classical because you're afraid it of appearing pretentious, you can't listen to So
My homemade chicken tenders and fries are baking in the oven as we speak, I opened my bottle of wine, it's time to start destroying.
Can't wait to reach the point where I'm drunk and posting incoherent rambling on here and Amicusposting like I do every Friday!
Welcome back. Red or white btw?
Red. Always red.
I guess white's okay, but red is def my go-to. What are you drinking tonight? Do share.
Absolutely nothing sadly. I've got none. I should buy some tomorrow.
I don't like red wine, if I do drink wine it's always white and mostly bubbly too like prosecco.
>I should buy some tomorrow
You should, alcohol is the only thing that gives us some consolation in this shitty existence, Anon.
just got back from doing groceries. bought prosecco and a bunch of beers for tonight :)