The comfy board
Hello /b/. I am king, you may bow to me.
King of what?
Guards please bring him to the dungeon.
No, I am Kim Jong. If you do that I'll nuke you
Guards, please also take this pretender to the dungeon.
Yes, your lordship! *forcefully takes both to the dungeon*
You didn't say that with enough Omf, I wasn't really feeling like you really felt it you know? Take yourself to the dungeon.
Y-yes your lordship. *drags his feet to the dungeon staring at the ground*
You're not the boss of me.
Take HIM to the dungeon.
*far voice echoing from the dungeon*
BUT WE ARE IN THE DUNGEON-ON-on, YOUR LORDSHIP-HIP-hip.
God dammit. Alright let me think for a sec.
ALRIGHT YOU ARE OFFICIALLY PARDONED BY THE KING, COME OUT BACK OUT HERE AND BRING THIS MAN TO THE DUNGEON. AND MEAN IT THIS TIME.
THANK YOU, YOUR LORDSHIP! YES, YOUR LORDSHIP! *marches the unruly knave to the dungeon poking his back with the tip of the pike* Nice numbers, your Lordship!
I felt you were a bit rough with that last prisoner. I don't want to get a reputation for being unduly cruel to prisoners. I mean prisoners they may be but they are my subjects.
Bring yourself to the dungeon, I can't be seen as being soft on this kind of thing.
Y-yes, your Lordship, I shall make note of that and instruct the guard. This humble servant thanks you for your most magnanimous advice and deeply regrets ever wronging his rightful and just King. *bows and then begrudgingly walks back to the dungeon*
Man I am good at this king shit. I should send someone on a quest or some shit. But for what?
*a far voice once again echoes from the dungeon* ANIME-ME-me!!
Yess, animay of course. But only the finest will do. I REQUIRE A MAN WHO IS KNOWLEDGEABLE ON THIS
Konnichiwa, watashi wa otaku desu~ ^____^
Anime daisuki!!! \(>w<)b
I must be on guard. This appears to be a mighty an powerful wizard. I will dare to talk with him but have my court vizier examine me for cantrips later.
WIZARD, I DEMAND TO KNOW. WHAT IS THE FINEST ANIMAY?
King, your castle is about to get stomped by Tooly, you better have some countermeasures
The castle was stomp proofed last week.
OH HE THINKS HE CAN STOMP MY CASTLE DOES HE?
Bring him to the dungeon!
Sire! The dungeon is too small to accommodate such creature! What shall we do?
Turn it into an anime girl. They can accommodate any creature.
HM. This is a pickle. GUARD, how large is your house? Say...large enough to accommodate such a creature?
S-sire, my house is but a humble hovel just outside the castle walls, there's no way it could fit anything of such dimensions ...unless I were to empty it of all furniture as well as my wife and children. But, your Lordship wouldn't possibly ask me to do that?
OF COURSE NOT. I will have the watch remove all that. I am not without grace and mercy however so you may move into the dungeon! You only get one cell though so pick a nice one!
T-thanks, your Lordship. I'm most honoured to be allowed to live within castle grounds. This loyal servant won't forget this act of k-kindness. My family and I shall be ready to move in two days.
Two days? Ohohohohohoo. Oh guardsman you tickle me. Even now the watch is emptying your home of its meager possessions and bringing them into the dungeon. No need to thank me! I thought I would save you the trouble of doing it yourself!!
B-but, your Lordship, my children have recently caught the plague and are very ill, they will surely worse without the warmth of a house! Please, your Highness, I beg of you to look inside your graceful heart and reconsider this decision!
I am a magnanimous and kind ruler! I hear your plea and I shall grant you until your children are at good health before we use your house.
But it kinda sounded like you said my castle wasn't good enough for your children. Bring yourself to the dungeon for that insult.